Teen: I just met Fjskerj Sjsjert
Me: Who?
Teen: You know Fjskerj Sjsjert – he sings that song.
Me: Never heard of him.
Teen: You know that song – Blah Blah Blah Baby Blah Blah Baby Blah…..
Me: Never heard of it.
Teen: How could you not have heard that song?! I can’t believe you’ve never heard of Fjskerj Sjsjert
Me: Have you heard of Robert Plant?
Teen: Who?
Me: Ugh…..

Curious to know what salacious drivel kids look at these days, I decided to look at my sons browser history.

Where did I go wrong as a parent?!

I think the UnCoolDad thing might well be genetic.