{"id":35,"date":"2010-06-16T17:13:04","date_gmt":"2010-06-16T17:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2014-03-09T21:47:21","modified_gmt":"2014-03-09T21:47:21","slug":"conversation-with-a-teenager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Conversation with a teenager"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Teen<\/strong>:  I just met Fjskerj Sjsjert<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: Who?<br \/>\n<strong>Teen<\/strong>:  You know Fjskerj Sjsjert &#8211; he sings that song.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>:  Never heard of him.<br \/>\n<strong>Teen<\/strong>:  You know that song &#8211; <em>Blah Blah Blah Baby Blah Blah Baby Blah&#8230;..<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>:  Never heard of it.<br \/>\n<strong>Teen<\/strong>:  How could you not have heard that song?!  I can&#8217;t believe you&#8217;ve never heard of Fjskerj Sjsjert<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>:  Have you heard of Robert Plant?<br \/>\n<strong>Teen<\/strong>:  Who?<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>:  Ugh&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teen: I just met Fjskerj Sjsjert Me: Who? Teen: You know Fjskerj Sjsjert &#8211; he sings that song. Me: Never heard of him. Teen: You know that song &#8211; Blah Blah Blah Baby Blah Blah Baby Blah&#8230;.. Me: Never heard &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/?p=35\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}