{"id":39,"date":"2010-06-16T18:07:48","date_gmt":"2010-06-16T18:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/?p=39"},"modified":"2014-03-09T21:47:21","modified_gmt":"2014-03-09T21:47:21","slug":"my-kids-pockets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"My kids pockets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So we decide to give our kids winter coats a good wash and dry before we pack them away (yes, we should have done this months ago).  Of course we have to clean out their pockets of the usual crap &#8211; the rock collection, conkers, granola bar wrapper, crayons, bottle tops, twigs and leaves &#8211; all totally normal.<\/p>\n<p>This time though &#8211; we found something different.  Something unexpected.   We found a sandwich.  And not any sandwich &#8211; but an uneaten bacon sandwich &#8211; still wrapped in paper.  By some incredible feat of nature, the sandwich was not mouldy at all &#8211; just perfectly hard and dehydrated in its original form.   The power of bacon it seems!   I&#8217;m not sure if I should be scared by this, or humbled.  Certainly a WTF moment.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3483\/3192146814_dd7e73f55f.jpg\" alt=\"Wrapped Sandwitch\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Photo by Flickr User <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/stringbot\/3192146814\/\">stringbot<\/a><\/em> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So we decide to give our kids winter coats a good wash and dry before we pack them away (yes, we should have done this months ago). Of course we have to clean out their pockets of the usual crap &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/?p=39\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.UnCoolDad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}